That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest
This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature.
And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?”
They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.
oh boy I have a story to contribute. On Saturday I was on my way to London Film and Comic Con as Abaddon from SPN. I’d upgraded the prosthetics (a decapitation wound that was actually sewn up with a suturing needle) and covered myself in fake blood before realising I was going to have to travel through London like this. I didn’t want to freak any nice people out so wore a scarf hijab-style to cover it all up.
Cut to me being singled out by an evangelical Christian outside the tube station (I think because of my punk clothes?) who tried to give me a homophobic pamphlet and shouted “you’re going to hell the way you’re living.”
Without skipping a beat I lifted up the scarf and replied “Darling. Been there, done that. They made me Queen”
He jumped back in horror, I strolled on. The only thing that could have made it better would have been an M.I.A. soundtrack.
The best part about that last story is that it is TOTALLY IC as well. <33
"You don’t remember anything?"
"No. Except this pit in my stomach… Sam, something’s wrong."
Sometimes Daddy slips into Spanish and I don’t know spanish so I just let him say whatevers on his chest and nod.
Once we were in the grocery store and hes in full rant mode in spanish and I’m pushing the cart and not listening much and all of a sudden I hear “Glen coco!” And I just look over and say “Are you quoting the mean girls script in spanish?” And he just nodded very seriously.
I felt tumblr needed to know this.
Oh we DEFFINITELY know him.
"Family gatherings" aka "90% of the people here are racist"
"and claim to be none of these things"
"they’re just joking"
"you’re just going through a phase"
"you’ll get used to it"
"so do you have a boyfriend yet?"
I’m in the living room and I could hear my mom on the phone down in the basement trying to fix something in the vent. So naturally I went over to the vent and went "OOOoooOOOHHHhhhh DeBORaHH!!!!! ThhIIISSSsss Issss YouRR CONSCIENCEEEEE!!!! ConFEsSS TO thAT MURDER YooouUU CooMMiTtEEDDdd in 1983!!!!"
and all I heard back was
“I’m gonna have to call you back. My kids being a fucking idiot again.”
imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny
then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh
SOMEONE I WILL PAY YOU TO WRITE ME THIS FAn FIC PLEASE
The blue and white maxi two piece. AMAZING.